Poppy Pomfrey: rockin' Spinsterhood since 1942!

you got a fast car, & i want a ticket to go any
where.  maybe we make a deal, maybe together we
can get somewhere. any place is better starting
from zero got nothing to lose. maybe we'll make
something, but me myself i got nothing to prove( Read more... )

I for one don't understand this obsession with having a date for the dance, especially a date you aren't even friends with really. Then you spend the entire time either waiting for him to ask you to dance or sitting there awkwardly discussing decorations and food or something else annoying. If I go with anyone it will be with someone I already know I can hold a conversation with. And if I don't then I won't have to worry about dancing whenever I like! Win-win!

Now, queue up for the inevitable chance to tell me that I am only saying this because I have not been asked. Please behave in an orderly fashion and remember to take a number.

WARDED TO BILIUS

You. You're all Pure of blood and sane of mind. I have a Black for this Secret Santa nonsense. What in the world do I say to a Black besides inquiring if he was born with some variation of a tail?

Not that I think you were born with a tail because you happen to have pure blood. You're sane. I think sanity negates the tail.